CASTING WIVES WITH DIRTY JOBS!!!!!!

NOW CASTING: Warrior Wives!!!



A major network is now casting "Warrior Wives" a new TV series about real women who kick-butt and take names at their extremely dirty, dangerous, and disturbing jobs. We are looking for wives and mothers who put down their aprons, stilettos, and pencil skirts and pick up their hard hats, jackhammers, and safety harnesses to go to their dirty, dangerous jobs.



We are looking for real women who laugh in the face of danger and don’t flinch when confronted with odorous filth.



We are looking for loud, opinionated women who love their jobs and don’t mind wading through sewage or dangling over a construction site for hours every day. Women who spend their days under the hood of a car, slicing up cadavers, or shoveling manure and are damn proud of it!



We are looking for moms 21 and up who aren't afraid to stand up and say "it's a dirty job, but a woman's gotta do it."



Examples:
Waste Management
Mechanics
Butchers
Exterminators
Crime Scene Clean-up
Miners
Welders
Morticians
Coroners
Plumbers
Death Scene Cleanup Crew
Taxidermists



If interested, please submit the following info:
1. Name
2. Age
3. Phone Number
4. Email Address
5. City you live
6. Occupation
7. A brief description of your job, how long you've been doing it, and how dirty, dangerous, and disturbing it can get.
8. Please include a picture of yourself
9. Tell us about your family life. Are you married? Kids?
10. Do you have a friend, relative, roommate, sister, etc. who does this nitty gritty rough and dirty job with you?