Your Best Friend Is NOT a Relationship Expert: WE ARE

"Let’s just be friends" is not satisfying your needs. "It's not you" is probably you. "I just don't have the time" FOR YOU. Ever think that you should just invest in several ailing cats because they'd probably be better companions than every one of your last relationships? IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY. We want to hear the wildest stories from your misadventures in the world of love -- and then we're going help you. If you ever wanted to make a movie-comeback and show your ex's what they're missing - NOW IS THE TIME. 

But you have other non-romantic (we hope) relationships to contend with, don't you? You have friends and family that drive you crazy in a completely different way. We can help with that too! We're just that good. 

So what are you waiting for? Your cats wont arrive for another 6-8 days at LEAST. We're much quicker than that, and not to mention we can completely revolutionize your life while you're waiting for the oven to pre-heat. STOP STALLING. We're here!