Are your parents TOTALLY embarrassing? Now Casting

A major cable network is now casting for
unique, diverse families from all over the country. Are you a high-school
student who shies away from having friends over because you're embarrassed by
your crazy family? Are you a parent with a hobby, job, or obsession that many
would consider unusual? We're looking for the most interesting, unforgettable
families in America to feature in a fun, documentary-style reality show that
celebrates families of all kinds.

Are your parents nudists? Is your family
in the circus? Does dad dress up in cardboard armor and joust on the weekends?
If your family is bizarre, exciting, and different - we want to meet you! This
is your chance to tell your story.  If you think your family is a good candidate, please
send us: your name, contact info, the city you live in, and a brief description of
what makes your family so bizarre!