Casting People With Weird Addictions

Casting Call for Major Cable Television Network:
 
Do you have an uncommon addiction or obsession that is controlling your life?
 
A well-respected cable network is searching for people who have strange addictions and want to share their compelling personal story on a documentary style television series. This non-exploitative program will explore how your behavior affects your life and those around you.
 
Your obsession may be strange, embarrassing, and even odd, but if it’s affecting your relationships with family, friends and even co-workers, we want to hear from you.  Professional, medical and psychological insights will be provided when applicable.  Our production crew is trained to handle sensitive stories. 
 
Please be advised that we will need you to provide four people in your life that are willing to be on camera to talk about their concerns with your behavior.