by Ashley Thompson

Hola! We're still in Mexico and we're still having a buzz from the tequila-tasting. Which especially exciting for the cameramen as the ladies start showing their boobs and skinny dipping in the pool. Might we add, there's not a nasty bod to be found... all of these women take very good care of themselves ::insert heart-eyes emoji here::.

What does a girl do when she's naked in a pool? She cries with her favorite frenemy. Looking at you Bethenny and Ramona. They start with their standard bickering where they seem like they're forced to relive the same conversation over and over again, but this time they move toward admitting their faults and bawling in each others arms. Before they move on straight to dinner, Bethenny is reduced to fixing her biking, that drunk Sonja is wearing, while Sonja kisses her. Oh, tequila... it was the best of times it was the worst of times. The worst of times maybe being when Dorinda stabs herself with a knife. In her defense, she was trying to make a drunken point to Bethenny and Tinsley. Who really knows what that point was.

Suddenly there's banging. Has Dorinda stormed off and thrown her luggage down the stairs? Has LuAnn gotten so drunk that she has fallen off the balcony? Have Ramona and Bethenny finally fought in an epic proportion? Nope. It's fireworks. Very loud, very close fireworks. But it's nothing compared to the fireworks between Bethenny and Dorinda. When did this pair become frenemies, too?? Basically it boils down to Bethenny constantly feeling criticized and not being able to handle it. And it's extremely obvious that Bethenny likes to pour salt in the wound so getting past this won't be easy. But it'll be quick. Maybe the quickest in Real Housewives history! There's already nothing more to say about it.

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