by Ashley Thompson

It has been a week since Marissa had her baby and she is still in the hospital. Mostly due to the hysterectomy, bladder reconstruction, and blood loss. But everyone is on the mend and looking better. In fact, she's off for some much needed wine with Sophie. The topic of conversation is Caroline S. and her disagreement with Julie, as per usual.

Julie is still commuting to Mapperton, where her husband is living full time. Mind you, Julie comes from cornfields in Illinois so running an English Estate is not her forte. Mapperton is 2000 acres, 25 homes, farm land, a gift shop, a cafe... basically a town. But Julie's major anxiety comes from her original nationality. She doesn't want to be known as the American that messed it all up. I hate to tell her, but even if she succeeds she'll always be the "bloody American."

Caroline F. has taken Juliet to Denmark to look at fashion while she visits her sick father. Before they can do anything, Caroline has to remake the hotel bed. As in, ripping every piece of material off and starting again. Zero wrinkles. In hotel bedding. Um... what? She calls it being a Virgo, I call it borderline insane. Sadly, during their moment out at the Elle Awards, she spills the beans to the local reporters about her father's cancer diagnosis. Something she was not at liberty to discuss.

Caroline S. is planning her interior design of her new Dubai home.... that dons 8 bedrooms and 9 bathrooms, 6 roof terraces, and a cinema. Cozy. Thanks to her shopping trip with Adela, she will have a whole new wardrobe, as well. Their shopping convo is also about Caroline S. and her disagreement with Julie. Ugh, when is enough enough? When Caroline loses her voice?

Anyone just want a Lisa Vanderpump vs Caroline Stanbury match-up??

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