By Ashley Thompson

Duggar Dirty Jobs:

Jill and Derick shop for wedding bands... even this needs a chaperone. Michelle gets to attend this one and what a sweet moment it becomes. Michelle and Jim Bob used the same jewelry store over 30 years ago to purchase their bands, as well. (If melted down all the Duggar wedding and engagement rings could make a full set of silverware. And if all the Duggar kids bought platinum bands the total cost would be equal to a new car.)

The other soon-to-be Mrs. is dealing with her boyfriend moving on campus (no single man outside of the family has ever lived on the Duggar Property). "I think Ben realizes the responsibility before God and before Jessa's Daddy to not make any mistakes." Michelle says in regards to the raging hormones between the couple. Yeah, I don't know. Even being Jim Bob's personal assistant, he'll have some downtime with his girlfriend... no matter how nervous he may be working for the family. Maybe that won't be an issue seeing Jessa values a man who can work with his hands and Ben is showing us that he is not the most skilled carpenter. Jesus was a carpenter, Ben. If you want to be in with the Duggars you're going to have to step it up. On his list is fixing a fence... they only got to the donut shop... fixing a window for his room, cleaning bathrooms (their old house had only 2 bathrooms, the current house has nine).

Wherever these relationships are headed it needs to be said that Michelle and Jim Bob are ready for some grandduggars. Are you on board?

Duggars Decorate and Diet:

This episode begins by teaching a few of the Duggar girls to reupholster stools and talking about grandduggars. Think about it... if each Duggar kid had only 3 babies, there would be 57 grandduggars for Jim Bob and Michelle. If they each had 19 babies, there would be 361 grandduggars! And if each of THOSE kids had 19 babies of their own, Jim Bob and Michelle could have almost 7,000 great grandduggars! How in the world would they remember all of their names?? I'm guessing no $5 bills in the birthday cards. Maybe their goal is to populate the earth Adam and Eve style. We don't know what they do with their land, perhaps they are preppers ready to REpopulate the earth. Even Jim Bob admits that he and Michelle crossed some lines they shouldn't have so they encourage their children to remain pure and have accountability.

Back in DC, the eldest Duggar and his family are bombarded by their personal trainer, Steve (a former pro football player who weighs as much as the 5 youngest Duggars), ready to whip them back into shape. (Each year the Duggars eat 700 biscuits, 1800 lbs of turkey bacon and 13,000 eggs.) He quickly takes stock of their pantry and find the healthy things have expired and the rest he'd like to throw out. By taking them to a nearby farmers market he plans to encourage them in a new direction. "A farmers market is like an outdoor grocery store," says Anna. Um... duh. Woman, you're from Arkansas, you don't know what a farmer's market is? (It would take 70,000 servings of fruits and veggies for the Duggars to eat the recommended amount each year.)

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