by Jessica Blackwell

 

After basically telling her nanny that one of the reasons she was hired was based on her unattractive appearance, Kim decided to make it up to her by getting her a makeover and trying to help her snag a man. 

 

After hearing Lana rehash her latest date that involved the man taking out his dentures and her biting him, Kim wanted Lana to have the same feeling that she has in the morning waking up next to Kroy. And she wanted her to score some d**k. Yes, she literally said that. 

 

Since Lana isn't what you would call conventionally sexy (I'm being kind here) Kim decided that she needed a makeover before they hit the bars trying to find her a date. So Sweetie and Kim literally attacked Lana's face and hair, turing her into a buxom beauty in no time. 

 

You would think Kim would give her some pointers and send her on her man hunt, right? But no. She and Kroy actually went with her to the bar, armed with a microphone being fed into Lana's ear so they could bark instructions at her. I'm not sure if it was being her bosses were watching, but Lana was really acting like a crazy person, twirling her hair, getting drunk, and giggling constantly. 

 

In the end, the outing was a bust, Brielle had to pick the three of them up because they were so drunk and the only ones that got lucky that night were probably Kim and Kroy. So sad...

 

Next week, the Biermann clan goes camping! Stay tuned! 

 

Don't Be Tardy airs Thursdays on Bravo at 9/8c. 

 

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