By Ashley Thompson

Is it really that important to teach the Americans British etiquette? According to Caroline it is. She is planning a dinner party and would like the Americans (manly Juliet) to behave themselves. If Annabelle could get out of bed after her horse riding accident, I'm sure she'd approve. But bless her heart, she is doing her damnedest to play peace-keeper between Caprice and Caroline. When it comes down to it, Caroline believes Caprice is using Noelle and Marissa and she appears to be right. I'm not sure what game Caprice is playing with these women but she definitely believes she is queen bee. Noelle, on the other hand seems to want her own games to be played. Once Caprice discloses that she is leaving early to be with her surrogate in the US and can't even attend the baby shower, Noelle spills the deets on Caroline being upset about the party planning. Caprice is understandably upset and now Noelle is deeper than ever. Caroline is right calling Noelle a "flip-flopper". And Noelle is delusional thinking she's Caprice re-incarnate.

Caprice, meanwhile, is freaking out about becoming a mother and launching her new campaign. For the first time she is not in her own photos, but she is directing the shoot.

During etiquette class, Rosemary the Battle Axe (aka the teacher), throws down with the ladies., nitpicking the slightest details about the women's behaviors. It becomes America vs UK... again. But at least the Americans are learning that when in London...

Clearly etiquette class didn't sink in for Noelle because she arrives at Carolines' dinner party with a half bottle of champagne, the hostess gift, (which means she is piss drunk). And when she's drunk the trying-to-hard British accent happens. And the melodrama.

Next week is the season finale, the dinner finishes, and Caprice's babies arrive!

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