By Jessica Blackwell

I'm stating to notice something with the ladies of New York. You know how they say people have patterns? Here are the patterns I've noticed this season:

Ramona hates Heather. Any chance she gets, she'll scream at her and run away, but only if her husband is present. Aviva, though I'm not sure why, is fiercely loyal to Ramona and will remain quiet until it's time to defend her dear friend against anyone, including Heather. Heather keeps getting verbally attacked by Ramona, and she hasn't learned yet to just smack her and keep it moving. Carole stays neutral and is the most mature out of the group. Sonja is simply bat s*** crazy.

Despite my reservations about Aviva being genuine, I must admit her foundation "One Step Ahead" is awesome. It helps children who are missing limbs like her and need prosthetics but cannot afford it. Aviva asked all of the housewives to come and support her charity at a local gym. Since the charity took place at a gym studio during a spinning class, Ramona and Sonja were unable to make it. They only go to events that have an open bar.Ramona claimed her face was too red to go anywhere and Sonja had issues with her dog.

Aviva didn't get the memo that Sonja and Ramona are selfish, and she wasted her energy getting annoyed with them. When Ramona invited her over for lunch with Sonja and Carole, she got the chance to give them a piece of her mind. Before Aviva's entrance, Carole tried to warn them that Aviva was a little PO'd. They made every excuse under the sun and held hands while Sonja talked about almost losing her dog. When Aviva got there, she confronted them both.

When she mentioned that Ramona could have scheduled her dermatologist appointment for another day, Ramona scoffed at the idea, questioning "do you know how hard it is to get a dermatologist appointment in New York City?" Even after that shallow statement, she admitted Aviva was right. However when Aviva suggested that Sonja could have had someone else take her dog to the vet, she exploded, stating that Aviva was "getting out of control". She even had the nerve to say that her dog was embarrassed and too proud to have incontinence issues.She insisted that it was a life or death situation and began to cry. Aviva despite raising her voice didn't want to see anyone cry so she softened up a bit and they resolved it, for now.  Even though they didn't show up, the spin-athon raised enough money to give a little boy prosthetics. Seeing him run for the first time was a tear-jerker.

Next week the ladies head to St. Bart's and the real drama begins!!

The Real Housewives of New York airs Mondays at 9/8c on Bravo.


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