by Chandra Clewley

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills starts tonight with Paul’s Night of Beauty. All the girls are coming in. Kyle wants to get rid of her love handles. Taylor is getting her face shot up with fillers because she doesn’t eat enough to have a full face, according to Lisa. Kim is of course late…Camille can’t make it, she is super bummed out because Kelsey is trying to take primary custody of her kids. Russell emails Lisa and tells her the “real story” because he is pretty sure that she sold the story to US Weekly. 

Kim is nervous that if she goes to a séance that Kyle is having, that she will get some bad mojo. But everyone sort of knows she just doesn’t want to ever do anything.  Why is Kim even on this show, she doesn’t want to tape the show? Anyway, she goes in with Paul and tells him about her skinny cocktail. I mean, the drugs she is on. For anyone who DOESN’T know what the drugs are that she told him about, they all are for various things, but it is commonly known here in LA that they are prescribed, I believe they call it “off label” as a skinny cocktail. Those drugs are: Lexipro, Topamax and Trazodone. A lot of times you will see migraine medicines in there too, like Imitrex. Wow, sorry for that. Off topic much?

I digress.Anyway, so Kim is on all sorts of drugs to stay thin, (or maybe she is uber depressed and has seizures? Doubtful) so Paul talks to her about lightening up on the drugs. Anyway, while she is meeting with Paul, Lisa, Adrienne and Kyle are still discussing the email. Kyle is standing up to Lisa and mothering Kim during this event, so it isn’t her greatest moment.

Kyle is hosting a séance party, and calls Brandi to ask her to come.  Taylor comes early because she is really upset with Lisa, because she has heard that Lisa is telling people that she has no friends. Kyle thinks she should confront Lisa.

Later, at the séance party, all the girls show to check out Kyle’s new home more likely. Adrienne’s dad came through, and then someone for Brandi’s family saying she is going to have a daughter, then Lisa’s grandmother. The psychic says that Kyle was Kim’s mom in a past life.  Camille’s grandparents say that Camille didn’t recognize that she was unhappy.  

Kim is moving, yet again. But where to, is the mystery! Kyle goes to visit her before the move, and finds out that she has been dating someone for a year, and that Kim is moving in with him. Kyle is nervous that Kim doesn’t really want to do this, and doesn’t understand why she has been hiding it from everyone else.  Maybe Kyle needs to let Kim make her own decisions.  Whether those are good or bad decisions.  

Catch an all new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills next Monday at 9/8 C on Bravo.

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