by Robin Hardwick

 

I haven't mentioned the opening credits of this show. The song is quite catchy! The chorus mentions "it's all uncharted". What does that have to do with Audrina? Only Mark Burnett knows.

 

Audrina is so busy. She "had" to go to New York City to do her photoshoot for Marie Claire. Poor girl. The theme of the shoot was "a day in the life" of Audrina. Which translated to plaid harem pants, crop tops, and kicking her legs real high. Fashion, y'all!

 

Corey is back from Australia, and Audrina picks him up from the airport. For some reason, both sides of the conversation required subtitles. Because of Corey's accent accent and Audrina's mumbling. Corey doesn't want to do anything crazy, just kick back and relax. However, Audrina's filming a skit with Funny or Die. Corey's pissed because, well, he's a pretty selfish and needy guy.

 

At the Funny or Die shoot, Audrina is playing a rocket scientist in a skit. She's really excited to play this part, because they are in a real laboratory and everyone's really smart. In a rare moment, I feel bad for Audrina. The Funny or Die folks obviously cast her ironically, as in, isn't it funny that a rocket scientist is being played by Audrina, known for being dense and shallow? I don't think

 

Audrina is in on the joke. She's also having trouble with her lines, because she is distracted by her phone, which is vibrating in her purse. SO SHUT IT OFF FOR PETE'S SAKE! It's Corey, being his charming, needy self.

 

Mark takes the family to a shooting range for fun. Orange County, y'all! Audrina is a good shot, and Corey sucks, in which the ladies of the family scoff and apparently think less of him. Lynn wishes that Casey could be with them, but Casey is still not talking to the fam.

But what IS Casey doing? She's out with her friends having "girl time." Which includes riding the teacups at Disneyland, sans kids, and Casey blabbing on about her family problems while her unnamed friends ensure it silently. Whatever, Casey's "over it." Sure.

 

Another Patridge family dinner! Audrina tells Lynn that Corey is really possessive and controlling, and wants access to her facebook account and never trusts her. Audrina just doesn't want any drama! Enough of the drama! I mean, agreeing to do another reality show certainly is a surefire way to get the drama out of one's life!

 

At dinner, Lynn scolds Marky for having a booty call in the middle of the night. Seriously? He needs to move out of his parents' house. Audrina gets an invitation to a polo match in Florida. Lynn claims that getting an invite is very prestigious. Someone asks Corey and Audrina where their relationship is going. Real subtle. Corey says he loves ‘Drina and he wants to be with her for a long time. Audrina looks guilty and in an interview says she and Corey are not on the same page.

 

 

Audrina airs Sundays at 10/9c on Vh1.

 

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