by Robin Hardwick

"Jason vs. Janice In The Battle Of Insults"

The patients of Celebrity Rehab have survived their first night of sobriety/withdrawal. This includes panic attacks, massive headaches, and a close-up of Jason Davis'puddle of vomit.

The Saga of Janice and Jason: during the morning group meeting, Jason Davis apologizes to Janice Dickinson about his insults the day before. Dr. Drew points out that Jason was under the influence when he hurled the "facelift"insults, and Janice accepts the apology. It all seems the matter is closed, but let's remember first and foremost this is a reality show, so no conflict is ever really settled. In fact, in the afternoon, Janice as saddled up to Rachel in the pool and starts gossiping about Jason and his appearance. They go at it again and after a useless intervention of "guys, guys, come on"from Shelly, Dr. Drew steps in and tells Jason that he can't talk to Janice anymore. We'll see how that goes.

Addicted to Love: Dr. Drew meets with Rachel to talk more about her "love addiction"which I still doubt as a diagnosis. Rachel explains that she doesn't date; she'll meet someone and there will be stormy intensity and it will collapse. I also want to point out that in three days, Rachel has had about eight outfit changes.Dr. Drew recommends that she date someone who is more boring and less intense. I half believe that he is about to suggest himself.

Jeremy's Tales of Woe: Jeremy finally relays his story about how he was kidnapped and forced to do drugs. Eric Roberts (where has he been?) asks him to take them through all the details. As Jeremy relays this, everyone's faces look doubtful. I'd tend to agree, since Jeremy tells the story without much emotion and with excitement, as if he'd practiced it. His brother and mother didn't believe him, which hurt the most. This incident also created a "firestorm"in the media. Let's not flatter him; it was maybe a news item on TMZ for one day. His attackers made him do "everything they were doing"including drinking and "smoking something"and when they got so high they stopped pointing the gun at him, he escaped. Hmmmm.

Visitor Time: The evening is the first time visitors are allowed. Jason Wahler's girlfriend Brit is very attractive, but just like Jason Wahler, gets little screen time. Leif's mother and much younger and ordinary-looking (in a good way) girlfriend arrive. It seems Jason, Frankie, and Rachel have no visitors. A young man who looks all of 21 arrives to see Janice, and I assume it is her son. Nope, it's her boyfriend Alex. Well, no judgement here because he seems supportive and fairly down to earth. Jason creepily places himself in front of him and Janice, in which Alex asks him quite assertively to leave, which he finally does, calling Alex "gay"but vowing to still bother Janice at any costs. This is a promise I hope he does not keep for both Janice and the viewers'sakes.

Celebrity Rehab airs Wednesdays at 10/9c on VH1.

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