by Danae Young

This week on Jersey Shore, Vinny’s family comes to visit and Pauly D meets a respectable girl he takes on a date! Angelina and Vinny smushed! Uh oh! Looks like she got Snooki’s sloppy seconds. The Situation started getting pissed that Angelina is dating Jose and then has sex with Vinny, whom she hates the most in the house by the way.

Paula, Vinny’s mom, his cousins and his Uncle Nino surprised Vinny at the gelato shop when he was working. Angelina had the guts to invite Jose over the day after she smushed Vinny, which is messed up. Uncle Nino is awesome. Pauly D calls him an O.G. (Original Guido). Paula made pasta and after everyone ate that they had to take a break for the next course. After that course came another break before dessert. The food looked so delicious. Home-cooked meals are always the best. Everyone squeezed into the spa and Angelina smacked the beach ball into Snooki’s face on accident. Snooki got pissed and probably would’ve killed her if it wasn’t for Vinny’s family being there.

The family left later that night and everyone looked like they were in a food coma. Regardless, they still made it out. Angelina called Jose to say she can’t go to the club with him. Instead, she met another guy named Alex at the club. The Situation swooped in on Vinny’s girl and ended up bringing her home instead. Pauly D also brought a girl home. It turns out The Situation’s girl has a boyfriend so she bailed out. Pauly D’s girl had a boyfriend too so they both left! Ouch.

It was 6 a.m. and Pauly D started calling all the phone numbers he got that night and one girl actually answered and came over.

The Situation was just sitting there eating a sandwich while they smushed...awkward. The next night everyone went out again and Angelina invited Jose to come. The Situation made stuff really awkward between Jose and Angelina so she ended up confessing to hooking up with Vinny. Vinny found a girl working at a club and he thinks she is his future wife. At the same time, Pauly D found a girl he respects and, instead of taking her home, he asked if she wanted to hang out the next day.

Since Pauly D and Vinny both met respectable girls, they decided to take them on a double date. The two of them went and got their hair cut, bought new outfits and bought the girls flowers. How cute! Unfortunately Vinny’s girl called and bailed on the date. He took it pretty hard.

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