by Danae Young

 

This week on Jersey Shore, the drama from last week keeps unfolding.

 

Ronnie left the club because he got mad that Sammi was talking to another guy. Then someone told Sammi that Ronnie left with JWOWW, so Sammi assumed they went back to hook up and got really pissed.

 

Sammi went back to the house to catch JWOWW and Ronnie hooking up but instead finds Ronnie sleeping in bed. So she wakes him up to yell at him for dancing with other girls at the club. Sammi started crying and it looked like Ronnie was crying too…weird.

 

The Situation brought back two girls with Pauly D. They all went upstairs and got into the hot tub for a few drinks. Then each guy took a girl back to their beds. Just to talk, of course. But Pauly D’s girl started sort of freaking out and wanted to go home.

 

Sammi and Ronnie ended up sleeping together in the guest bedroom again.

 

JWOWW called her boyfriend, Tommy, the next day because she hasn’t spoken to him in a couple of days. She just apologized again for cheating on him but all he says is that he doesn’t want to come visit her again or else he will probably start a fight.

 

Ronnie and Sammi had work together. Sammi was just acting really weird the whole time. I don’t know why, though. Ronnie is such a sweetheart to her. It’s actually kind of funny; Ronnie’s nickname should be Sweetheart, not Sammi’s. Ha Ha.

 

But then after work the two lovebirds went back home to sleep in the guest bedroom...again.

 

The next day the boys had a “guy’s day” going to get more tan and more “swoll” with their new haircuts.

 

Everyone went out that night. Snooki was doing gymnastics with a mini dress on in the club. So basically her entire butt was showing to the whole club. Sexy? Not so much.

 

And finally the boys get down with some FIST PUMPIN’!!

 

The whole night The Situation and Pauly D must’ve talked to like 50 girls and finally chose two lovely ladies (yeah, right) to come home with them until they saw these two girls in a Mercedes convertible. So, they bailed on the other girls. This turns out to be a bust for them because the girls were whack.

 

The other girls from before just showed up at their house while they were talking to the two convertible girls upstairs. Uh Oh! What now boys?!

 

They had no idea what to do. They decided to lie and tell the convertible girls that the girls downstairs were just their roommates and that they needed to leave. So they left and the other two girls from earlier in the night stayed.

 

The Situation really liked one of the girls Alex. But her friend turned out to be really annoying…and ugly. So Pauly D ended up just leaving and going to bed because he didn’t want to put up with her anymore. Alex and The Situation started hooking up in his bed but her friend came in and made her leave.

 

Snooki fell asleep on the beach with some random guy named Russ that she keeps calling Ron.

 

But after JWOWW’s boyfriend called the house, it turns out Russ, a.k.a. Ron, was one of Tommy’s friends that was there watching over JWOWW the whole night.

 

Snooki’s mom came to visit. They had a cute little day at the beach hanging out. Snooki was really sad and started crying when her mom left.

 

Everyone went out that night to a low-key bar. There were some sketchy college boys trying to get drinks from them. Snooki started talking smack to one of the guys and he punched her!! Good thing he ended up getting arrested. What a jerk!

 

See what happens next on an all new episode of Jersey Shore Thursdays at 10pm ET/PT on MTV.

 

(photo courtesy of MTV)

 

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