by Gina Scarpa

Tonight, on the reunion of The Real World: Cancun, host Maria Menounos kicks things off by bringing up the shocking Joey/Ayiiia hookup that occurred on the final episode.  Without hesitating, Joey reveals that he was actually looking for Emilee that night, after making out with her on the bus earlier in the evening.  The roomies divulge that both Joey and Ayiiia called it “the worst sex” of their lives.  Perhaps, on Ayiiia’s end, it’s because she’s legitimately into chicks now and has a serious girlfriend.

When Maria moves on to the next topic, the feuds between the boys and the girls, it becomes too tense for Emilee and she walks off the set.  MTV cuts to commercial while people try to convince her to calm down, come back, and sit down.  Turns out that she was upset because of the animosity that Bronne had towards her (for stomping on his zombie magazine) but he doesn’t seem to think that it was that big of a deal.  Joey has had enough of her mouth and tells her to drop dead.  From there, lots of inappropriate and unnecessary things are said that were bleeped out and that I won’t be repeating here.  Let’s just say my mouth hit the floor at Emilee’s comeback.

This starting to become one of the most awkward reunions of all time because…

Now, we’re on to the bizarre love square involving Jonna, Pat, Jasmine, and Pat’s cousin JR.  Jasmine admits that, off camera, and she and Pat did have sex but none of the roomies believe it.  As more people voice their opinion that she’s lying, Jasmine breaks down and gets hyped up.  Let me say this.  If she IS lying, she’s crazier than I already think she is, especially when it comes to him.  Again I say: PAT IS NOT THAT HOT.  Jeez!!

Joey makes an early exit from the reunion because he’s touring with his band and has a gig.  NOW?!

MTV also unveils that latest trailer for Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Ruins, which premieres in 2 weeks.  I cannot even wait.  I can’t even begin to get over the hookups and the brawls.  These people are drama personified.  Love it.

On to the hookups in the Real World house.  Emilee and Ayiiia are up first and Emilee says they “diddled”.  That can mean at least two different things, in my mind, but I prefer not to know exactly what they mean by it.  TMI, people.  Next hookup: the Jonna/Pat/Ayiiia threesome.  Ayiiia says Jonna wanted it but Jonna says it was the other way around.  The two don't even speak anymore, because Jonna admits to having led Ayiiia on.  Ayiiia is clearly, genuinely hurt by the situation so Maria moves on. 

Another update: Jonna has appeared in the band LMFAO's latest video, the band that the roommates met while working with Student City.  LMFAO is actually in the studio and performs live for the audience.  It ends up being a nice, fun way to end quite a tense hour.  What else would you expect from the cast of The Real World: Cancun?

(Image courtesy of MTV)

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