By Jackie Helm

 

Everybody was drinking Jesus Juice and Milf was sprawled out on the bed.  It appeared that she and Buddha were engaging in sex-toned convo.  Milf said that Buddha reminds her of a man who once pleased her well.  I guess that man is Real, but I don’t see the real resemblance.  Buddha only sees Milf’s crush to be an advantage to his game play.

 

Heat hopped in bed with Leilene and got a 2nd base, ten-minute date.  He racked Leilene’s brain for her real feelings for him.  Leilene admitted that she was physically and sexually attracted to Heat, but mentally attracted to Buddha.  Heat was like, “hold up wait a minute” and friction ensued.  Finally, Leilene said she would leave him alone for his sake.  But that made Heat angrier.  He left, she followed and the issue became a house discussion.

 

Everyone shot it to Leilene straight,  “you’s a hoe!”  This put Leilene back in her own room alone, PACKING.  She said that her friendships are gone, Buddha doesn’t even like her and he is only there for the money (err..duh?).  Leilene headed for the door and nobody stopped her.  20 Pack even helped Leilene with her bags with his broken hand.  After Leilene faked her exit and lied on a lawn chair for several hours, Sapphyri and Buckwild brought her inside.  They figured if she stayed, they might as well get her back in their good graces.

 

Challenge time!!!  Sapphyri became the new captain of the Gold Team and Milf was the captain for the Green.  The challenge “Breath Mint Shoot Out” was based on Shy from “Flavor of Love”.  Shy had such bad breath that Flav called her out on it AND sent her to the dentist.  The game was played like soccer/hockey with 3 players on offense and 2 on defense.  The goalie’s stick was a toothbrush and the ball/puck was a breath mint/ball.

 

The teams chose their players and it was on.  Of course the game was more drama than play!  Sapphyri almost quit due to Frenchie’s weak athletic skills.  But Buckwild went from the opposing team to console Sapphyri and that pissed Buck’s Green team off.  They had a good point; Buckwild should be trying to win, not giving pep talks to a player on the other team.  Milf caught heat for not rising to the occasion of Captain and for being a weak player as well.

 

In the dramatic end, the Gold Team won.  This put the Green Team in the Vault and it’s members up for elimination again!  The Green Team thought they needed to get Leilene out of the bedroom she sleeps in with her friends Buckwild and Sapphyri.  They think Leilene is too impressionable and they want her closer.  Being that both Leilene and Milf like Buddha – he pulled some pimp ish…almost.

 

Buddha sent Milf to Leilene to convince her to switch rooms.  Naturally, the plan backfired because Leilene’s current rommates from Charm School and Flavor of Love are her only strength in the game.  Milf didn’t give up easily but Leilene never faltered and said she was not moving rooms to be closer with her other teammates.

 

Into the Vault the Green Team went and the voting against each other began.  The three with the most votes to go were Buckwild, Leilene and Milf.  When Milf saw Buddha vote against her, she lost it!  Milf was so hurt that she tried to quit the entire game.  Sapphyri tried to console her.  Buddha attempted to save his name but Milf wasn’t hearing it.  It appeared that some hand slapping and subtle pushing popped off with Sapphyri and Buddha.  Finally, Buckwild calmed the storm by hollerin’ all up in Buddha’s face.  She called him out for playing the girls and called him a “goober” and a “chocolate covered peanut”!!!

The three Green Team elimination nominees attended an outing with the paymaster.  This time Sapphyri, current captain from the Gold Team is the “Paymaster”.  She will essentially decide who from the Green Team goes home.  The girls are taken to a Tarot Card reader who must be watching the show.  The cards read that Milf makes bad decisions and people only see Leilene’s body.  Wow, that’s deep…?

Later on the yacht, Sapphyri grills the girls on why she should let them stay in the game.  Sapphyri asks Milf if she will “do what she asks her to do” if she lets her stay.  Milf is hesitant with feelings of dedication to her team.  Sapphyri reminds Milf that her own team put her up for elimination and with that being said, Milf agrees to a secret alliance with Sapphyri.

 

The show shocker came at the Elimination Ceremony.  Each girl pleaded for their mercy and claimed true loyalty.  Sapphyri told Leilene, “I love you and we’re always going to be friends, but I’m going to bounce your check babygirl”.  Woowwww, she sent her own friend home and is going to trust Milf to be her truer Green Team alliance (along with Buckwild of course).  Sapphyri said Leilene isn’t strong enough for the game and has her head in the love clouds.  Leilene stood strong and even agreed with Sapphyri.  She then returned the love to Sapphyri and said shalom!

 

Next week, the root of all evil starts to bring the devil out of EVERYONE!

 

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