By Jackie Helm

Gather now as we ridicule each loser of A Shot at Love 2!  We were jipped seeing whether Tila chooses Kristy or Bo this week, so stay tuned!  Host Ryan Stout begins showing brief assortments of the contestants' journeys on the show.  In Jay's horrific shots we see nothing but the loud, erratic foolishness that he always displayed.  Clips were shown of Jay barking out, "Jersey" and his fellow housemates dogging him in side interviews.   The next bout of shameful head shaking came from various clips of Samantha....a.k.a Glitter a.k.a giggly, dingy, clueless stripper.  But she is a sweet girl.  George is clowned for sitting up awake and staring into the darkness all night. 

Undeservingly, Jay is invited to the stage first and we see the tiring, immature, disrespectful footage of his stint in the house.  Next are re-runs of his freaky family and the hissy fit Jay threw when eliminated.  Ryan asked how Jay felt about Bo now (due to their previous beef).  Jay dishes on Bo and doesn't think he will win.  George called him out from the audience and noted that Jay DID apologize to Bo AS WELL as called Chad's azz whoopin a "cheap shot".  Jay stutters and denies his buster actions.  Lauryn butts in doggin' the mess out of Jay.  She throws a chair at him, he throws it back - and it's all rather ridiculous. 

Next are scenes of the first twelve sent packing and Tila heading the house oath, "I will not be shy; I will speak my mind, if no shirt's, no skirts, no problem".  Memories of the men (boys) rampaging through the house tormenting the women fill the screen along with Serenity and Lili's kiss.  As expected, this prompted the two to go at it again.

Cut to Brittany's montage in the house.  She tears up as she sees her elimination.  Brittany says that she thinks Tila chose Kristy over her because Kristy is more of a big titty and booty challenge. 

Up next was Lisa's run in the competition.  Lisa stated that she never considered herself butch until she went on the show.  She's proud to share that she's retired the boxer briefs and gives the viewers a peep at her thong.  Lisa compares her ups and downs with Tila to a 5-year relationship.  Although Lisa said that she would never let her guard down again - she says that it is still down and she is single and looking for a hot lil momma.  Then host Ryan prompts Glitter to pole dance us into commercial break.

Barney badazz Chad is welcomed to the stage.  Yes, he is hardcore for being willing to throw down at the drop of a dime.  But no, he is not cool, classy or worth all the attention.  We see his plum fool journey on the show and of course the fight between him and Bo.  Chad could have not been more proud and continuously claims to be well endowed.  Chad down talked Bo - and said that Bo's mother could "tongue jack his balls" ???  Despicable.

Scenes of housemate fights fill our screens.  Jay was officially called out as his shot of telling Bo that Chad's punch was a cheap shot is played.  Jay nervously says, "I didn't think it was a cheap shot" being that Chad is glaring at him.

Drama time.  Chad is locked in a cage as Bo enters the stage.  He says that his jaw is fine besides setting off metal detectors.  Lisa berates Bo for being in love with Tila the celebrity. Bo denies it. 

Suddenly, from the back of the audience Ryan (former contestant) fronts on Bo for allowing Chad to disrespect Bo's own mother.  THIS is SUDDENLY what makes Bo go crazy and start ripping off his shirt to fight Chad.  Inside the cage, Chad rips off his shirts too.  Chad even jumps on top of the cage and says that he'll give Bo's mom the key!  Bo's buckwild behavior is held back by security (and Chad being in a cage) and nothing happens.     

Chad is escorted off of the premises and Bo's interview continues.  Bo said he was sooo over it until Chad talked about his momma.  Bo doesn't consider getting chin checked to be "a fight".  He describes it as an "altercation".  Okay.

Bo's fellow final competitor Kristy joins him on the couch.  She can't believe she's here, blah blah, if any other girl should be in her spot it should have been Brittany.  Kristy says that it's not about boobs and butts - it's about the connection, blah blah.

Host Ryan brings attention to Sirbrina.  An usher at a Seattle Mariner's game threatened to kick her out of the stadium for peck kissing her girl.  This incident apparently received media attention.  On an apparent cue, Brittany then stands up in the audience and says that they should have kicked her out for this - and she slop mouths Sirbrina. 

Back to Bo and Kristy and in reels their individual love voyage to the heart of Tila.  In closing Kristy demands that host Ryan squeeze her azz to insure that it's not fake.  Despite his badgering Kristy and Bo will not tell Ryan who the winner is and I will see all of you back here next week.  Thanks for your support!

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