A Shot at Love 2 with Tila Tequila, Ep. 9, Three naughty nights!!!

By Jackie Helm

 

Tila Tequila and the final three competitors; Bo, Brittany and Kristy are living it up in Cancun this week.  The crew sets off to the beach for jet skiing but Tila said that Bo can't play.  She was only looking out for his best interest due to his previous chin check.  Young boy Bo stomped around and pouted about the issue while T' and the girls had their fun in the sun.

 

 

Build a bridge Bo.

 

 

The competition consisted of blowing air into a condom using a pump that was operated by the contender's rump.  Tila wanted to see sex appeal along with speed in this race.

 

 

 

 

Kristy did it for me but Brittany won the war.  Brit's extra special prize was to choose which night that she would spend with Tila as well as when the other's would have their date.  Brittany lined up Bo on the first night, herself on the second and Kristy on the third evening.

 

On Bo's boring date he apologized for his child-like behavior when he wasn't able to play with the rest of the kids.  Tila fake cried about how she was just looking out for him.  This led to undeserving Bo getting a hot and steamy make out session with Tila.

 

Back at the house Kristy and Brittany find the perfect adjective for Bo - DOOFY!  I lol'd at this one and could not agree more.  The lovely ladies decided to skinny dip for some late night fun.  Only breasts were bared but Kristy couldn't convince Brittany to show her chi-chi's to the camera!

 

 

 

 

The next morning Bo and Tila swagger into breakfast.  He's all smiles but we know he didn't get any!  However, the girls are p.o'd at the thought of him spending the night with Tila.  T.T. announced that today she wanted to see how "they can go down".  Ya we wish.

 

Instead Tila takes the gang for a ride on a big yellow submarine.  It was a good, wholesome time as they observed schools of fish and ship snips.  The wafting conversation consists of how Bo gets funny acting when he is around other people.  The psychological interpretation is that he only feels like the "man" in control when it is only he and T.

 

That evening Brittany and Tila's personal date ensues.  They wine and dine as Brittany tries to convince Tila that she is "the one".  Dessert for the viewers takes place as the hot girls kiss and rub in the hot tub.

 

 

 

 

Tila and Brittany return to the other's the next morning and they too insinuate they slept together.  Obvious result - overly agitated Bo and Kristy.  On to the day's activities, Tila wants to see how the gang can riiiide...again, we wish.  The troop goes horseback riding and Kristy has a cow.   

 

 

 

 

That evening Tila and Kristy practically do the exact same thing that T and Brittany did.  They eat, drink and talk about feelings.  Then they produce a perfectly hot and steamy make out session for the cameras.  Like the others, Kristy gets a nightcap too.  Once gain, the others act shady as Kristy and Tila gallop hand in hand into breakfast. 

 

Dun dun dunnnnn.  The three stand before Tila in the elimination ceremony.  And if you don't know - now you know - Brittany goes bye-bye.

 

 

 

 

THE FINALE IS NEXT WEEK!  Plus all the old cast members are back.  Chad and Bo "come face to face" and hopefully fight again!  Check back next week!

 

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