Elizabeth

Female, 26, columbus OH

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Suzy said:

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it! Happy Monday!

Posted 11/28/2011 04:51 pm

Lito said:

hope you enjoy your thankgiving, im still full from mines, =stil eating leftover lol. much love and support alway ~lito~ Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. But what does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes is silent for a moment. “Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

Posted 11/28/2011 11:02 am

Lito said:

passing by to show alot of Green Love, thank you for the support in everyway, here is the joke of the day, Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump. "My what big ears you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. Some distance further down the track Little Red Riding Hood again encounters the Big Bad Wolf, this time crouched behind a road sign. "My what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood. With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams... "Will you fuck off, I'm trying to take a shit !" hope you enjoy see you tommorrow

Posted 11/21/2011 10:49 am

Lito said:

im glad to see you pass by and show me love , that why i keep the humor for your soul, lots of love and here to have your back always you boii ~LITO~ Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may want to "pound for a couple of round". After a wild night of getting it on, it's time for the young lady to leave. As she's getting dressed, she and Mike are having a conversation. She says, "Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have good news and bad news for you. Which would you like first?" Mike thinks for a moment and says, "What the hell, give me the good news." She tells him, "The good news is that you're bigger than Magic Johnson."

Posted 11/15/2011 10:33 pm

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