Elizabeth

Female, 26, columbus OH

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Lito said:

hope you enjoy your thankgiving, im still full from mines, =stil eating leftover lol. much love and support alway ~lito~ Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. But what does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes is silent for a moment. “Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

Posted 11/28/2011 11:02 am

Lito said:

passing by to show alot of Green Love, thank you for the support in everyway, here is the joke of the day, Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump. "My what big ears you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. Some distance further down the track Little Red Riding Hood again encounters the Big Bad Wolf, this time crouched behind a road sign. "My what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood. With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams... "Will you fuck off, I'm trying to take a shit !" hope you enjoy see you tommorrow

Posted 11/21/2011 10:49 am

Lito said:

im glad to see you pass by and show me love , that why i keep the humor for your soul, lots of love and here to have your back always you boii ~LITO~ Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may want to "pound for a couple of round". After a wild night of getting it on, it's time for the young lady to leave. As she's getting dressed, she and Mike are having a conversation. She says, "Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have good news and bad news for you. Which would you like first?" Mike thinks for a moment and says, "What the hell, give me the good news." She tells him, "The good news is that you're bigger than Magic Johnson."

Posted 11/15/2011 10:33 pm

Lito said:

see you tommorrow, hope you enjoy your day and sleep well at night, god bless and much love from ~Lito~ also Known as~ GreeN~

Posted 11/02/2011 09:46 am

Lito said:

enjoy your day elizabeth much love and support!~lito~ ak ~Green~

Posted 11/01/2011 09:11 am

Jim said:

Wisdom is never on the menu, you have to own the restaurant. Have a special Sunday and enjoy!!

Posted 10/23/2011 09:23 am

Jim said:

Efforts and courage are not enough without purpose and direction. Have a great Sat.!

Posted 10/22/2011 10:23 am

Jim said:

It's not the events of our lives that shape us, but our beliefs as to what those events mean. Have a great Friday!!!!

Posted 10/21/2011 10:19 am

Jim said:

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative. Have a super Thursday!

Posted 10/20/2011 09:15 am

Lito said:

always here to show lots of love to a new friend, thankz for your votes

Posted 10/20/2011 08:58 am

Jim said:

A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself. Have a super Wed.!!!!!

Posted 10/19/2011 08:59 am

Jim said:

Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not. Have a great Monday and a super week.

Posted 10/17/2011 11:27 am

Jim said:

Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need. Have a great Sunday!!!

Posted 10/16/2011 09:30 am

Jim said:

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. Have a great Friday !!!

Posted 10/14/2011 11:50 am

Jim said:

My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition. Have a great Wed!!!!

Posted 10/12/2011 09:07 am

Jim said:

I am a big believer in the 'mirror test.' All that matters is if you can look in the mirror and honestly tell the person you see there, that you've done your best. Have a great Tuesday!

Posted 10/11/2011 09:46 am

Jim said:

Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere. Hey it is Monday, a great day for a Miracle to happen for you!!!

Posted 10/10/2011 09:56 am

Jim said:

Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important. Have a super week and a great Sunday!

Posted 10/09/2011 10:12 am

Jim said:

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. Have a great Friday and super weekend!

Posted 10/07/2011 10:24 am

Jim said:

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. Have a great Thursday!!!

Posted 10/06/2011 09:27 am

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