As we all celebrate this weekend, let us all remember the famous words of Bill Pullman from Independence Day, “Tonight we will not vanish without a fight. We’re going to live on. We’re going to survive. “ Yes, regardless of how you feel as you lay your head on a hard white oval that has obvious sprinkles of pee from all the drunken men at your party who missed the hole in their drunken stupors and where you can actually smell the lingering effects of Kenny’s hot wing release (Stupid! You knew Kenny couldn’t handle spicy foods)…you WILL survive and no, you will NOT keep that promise that you will never drink again. Happy 4th – God bless our troops!
I put an ad on craigslist to rehome my cat and in response I get an email from someone who was obviously upset asking me how I could do such a thing, a pet should be for life. Then she asked me if I would rehome my kids and what kind of price could I possibly put on them. I emailed her back saying if she gives me $50 for the cat, I'll throw my kids in for free.
You know you've finally financially trained your man when he's texting you asking if he can buy a $1 sweet tea at McDonalds...I crack the whip baybay!! - VOTES IN
