It's the strangest thing, but people keep posting comments here for me!? Honestly, I still haven't found a casting call that fits, but for some strange reason I'M A HIT =) PS - Voted.
Brought the bird feeder in to fill. Opened it and saw a big field mouse inside! She ate so much she couldn't get back out. Luckily she was surprised too and I got the feeder outside before she jumped out. My cat slept through it all a few feet away, or pretended to be asleep.