A minister parked in a no-parking zone and left a note: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses." When he returned he found a ticket and a note "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."
Wha - What happened? We're still here! That's the last time I buy a calendar from one of those Mayan street vendors! Now I have to do all that Christmas shopping.
When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even. Have a special Friday!