Devin

Male, 35, Mebane NC

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Jon said:

thanks for the votes and I just voted for you too. good luck with everything and I hope to see you on tv or movies soon!!

Posted 03/12/2012 04:04 pm

Jon said:

thanks for the votes and I just voted for you too. good luck with everything and I hope to see you on tv or movies soon!!

Posted 03/11/2012 11:24 pm

Lito said:

hope you enjoy your thankgiving, im still full from mines, =stil eating leftover lol. much love and support alway ~lito~ Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. But what does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes is silent for a moment. “Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

Posted 11/28/2011 10:42 am

Lito said:

im glad to see you pass by and show me love , that why i keep the humor for your soul, lots of love and here to have your back always you boii ~LITO~ Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may want to "pound for a couple of round". After a wild night of getting it on, it's time for the young lady to leave. As she's getting dressed, she and Mike are having a conversation. She says, "Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have good news and bad news for you. Which would you like first?" Mike thinks for a moment and says, "What the hell, give me the good news." She tells him, "The good news is that you're bigger than Magic Johnson."

Posted 11/15/2011 09:49 pm

Lito said:

Glad that a joke could brighten up your day, laughter is good for your soul and spirt, .. here is the joke of the day!! An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich." ** POOF *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold. "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess." *** POOF *** she turns into a beautiful young woman. "Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks. *** POOF *** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch in his catlike way and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered, aren't you?"....~Lito Bregante~ak~ GreeN

Posted 11/14/2011 09:40 am

Lito said:

passing by to leave you muuuUucho love and , here is the joke of the day enjoy "One day, a young boy comes home from school, and hears a strange man in the Bedroom with his mother. Hiding in the closet he see's a man in bed with his mother. Suddenly his mother looks up and says "Oh my god, my Husband is home early! Quick hide in the closet. Once inside the man hears a voice "man..it sure is dark in here... The man startled tries to quiet the lad "Shhh..please be quiet" The boy leans up and says "o.k. if you'll buy my Base ball" The man asks "how much?" The Kid says "$100" The man says "are you crazy? $100 for a base ball? The kid shrugs "I'll go ask dad then" O.k. o.k." the man says "here's $100. The next day, same thing..kid comes home, see's the man, The man ends up hiding in the closet. and hears the young voice... "Sure is dark in here?" The man sighs "look you gotta be quiet? The kid says "Sell ya my Ball mit for $100. The Man sighs and pays. Later that day, the Father asks the kid to play BaseBall. the Kids says he can't he sold his ball and glove. His dad asks how much and the kid shows him the $200. Immediately Furious, the man says "that was NOT a fair price, you cheated that man, you go to church and go to confession RIGHT NOW> So dad hauls the lad to church, and up to the confessional. The door closes and the Kid says "man, it sure is dark in here, and from the other side of the screen he hears a familiar voice say "don't start THAT Shyt again!..lol..hope you enjoy the joke ill pass by tommorrow!~Lito BreGante~

Posted 11/11/2011 08:43 am

Lito said:

its T.G.I.Friday,hope you have a Good Friday and may God bless you in many way, much Love alwayz ~Lito "Dinero BreGante"~Ak~ GreeN~

Posted 11/04/2011 09:12 am

Lito said:

i just invade your profile with some love and support, i will be here tommorrow too, got your back on every vote, god bless your boii ~Lito~Ak~ GreeN

Posted 11/03/2011 11:41 am

JessiV said:

votes are in my friend have a lovely weekend my friend, xoxo please come to my sites and become my fan to show your luv twitter /jessiv2006 facebook /jessiv2006 myspace /jessiv2006 thank you tu amiga Jessi V

Posted 10/02/2010 01:09 pm

cherie said:

^j^ angelz being sent with a vote if you need one.plz send the angel back with your vote.^j^

Posted 05/18/2010 05:57 pm

Kathy said:

Got your back too, good luck! Please help me out to reach my dreams too.

Posted 04/13/2010 01:34 am

Adama said:

vote for me please. thanks

Posted 02/16/2010 05:46 pm

JessiV said:

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Posted 01/23/2010 04:26 am

Lori said:

VTD:) Happy New Year !

Posted 01/16/2010 12:30 pm

brittany said:

voted

Posted 12/22/2009 07:06 pm

Lori said:

VTD:) Hugs

Posted 12/19/2009 01:06 pm

Tabetha said:

happy voting! saturday votes are in.

Posted 12/12/2009 07:47 am

JessiV said:

~ .: hello my dear friend.. and thanks for stoppin by... I have been out with the flu for 3 weeks soi i havent had the chance to stop by until now.. my votes in for fri dec 11 xoxo dont forget to check out my new Christmas song i just posted on myspace.com/jessiv2006 plus my other new songs i jus rec... well my friend I hope you have a wonderful and blessed Merry Christmas xoxo :o) tu amiga Jessi V :. ~

Posted 12/11/2009 03:46 pm

Catherine said:

Sunday's votes are in : ) Good luck!!!

Posted 12/06/2009 01:01 pm

Catherine said:

voted for you friend!!! good luck : )

Posted 12/03/2009 06:14 pm

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