Marcella
Female, 39, San Jacinto CA
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Back with Jokes and VOTES: A recent study was made to find out what days men prefer to have sex? It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with "T": Tuesday, Thursday, Thanksgiving, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday and Thunday.
Gearing up for the Falcons vs Packers tonight. I am a Georgia boy at heart... game at 8pmET.....GO FALCONS!!!
Happy Friday and heres a Friday Joke to put a smile on your face: A woman was sitting in the doctor's office when he came in and said," Mrs. Jones, this isn't a urine sample you brought in. It's apple juice." "Oh my god" she said. "I've got to get to a phone." "Why?" asked the doctor. "I must have packed the other bottle in my husbands lunch box."
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope Celebrating my 36th today!!
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it! Its New Years Eve Eve. I think I'm gonna get some practice in tonight!
A long married couple are discussing ways of economising. Husband says, "if you were any good in the kitchen we could get rid of the cook!" His wife replies, "if you were any good in bed, we could get rid of the chauffeur!" Have a wonderful evening!!
Was away for a day but Im back. Missed everyone and now my joke of the day to hopefully put a smile on your face. An elderly couple decide to celebrate their fiftieth anniversary by reliving their honeymoon. They get a reservation for the honeymoon suite in the same hotel at the same resort. After waking the next morning to a room service breakfast they begin eating in the nude. The wife says "Oh Harold! This is just like fifty years ago! My breasts feel all warm and tingly!" To which he replies "Well, they ought to, Gladys... One is a hanging in your oatmeal, and the other is in your coffee!"
Happy Hump Day! But heres a little joke before I go. Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, "So... out looking for a little bit of sex, huh?" She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had six years of that with you. Now, I'm out looking for a LOT!"
Its still Cold in Orlando. Its So cold that the hookers downtown are charging $20 to blow your hands. Have a great hump day!
Its so cold here in Florida that pet stores are selling hamsters, gerbils....and penguins!
I'm having a Super Sunday on this rainy day in Orlando,FL. At least we have plenty of NFL Football to watch and brew to drink. GO FALCONS! p.s~ Thanks a lot for all you votes and support
The tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach. Have a wonderful weekend
The only way to have a friend is to be one. Have a special Tuesday and call a friend!!!!
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