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Hope you had a very merry Christmas! Your votes are in!!

Christmas Eve votes are in. Have a Merry one!!

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. Have a wonderful Christmas eve!!! Your vote is in.

I wish you and yours a Very happy Thursday, I hope you have time to enjoy your families. I am still looking for a female human to adopt me for Christmas:) The best, Keith

Getting your Thursday vote in! Hope you are having a great day. Happy Holidays!!

Thursday votes are in. Joke of The Day(rated: NC-17): A husband and wife noticed that their little boy's penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor. They expressed their concerns to the doctor. The doctor said to feed the little boy lots of toast. The next morning, the wife gets up really early and makes a huge stack of toast... When the little boy comes down to breakfast, the mother says, "Take the top two slices. The rest are for your father."

Hump Day Votes are in! But heres a little joke before I go. Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, "So... out looking for a little bit of sex, huh?" She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had six years of that with you. Now, I'm out looking for a LOT!"

Coming atcha with Wednesday votes! Have a really great day!

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. Tuesday Votes are in!!!

ACHOOOO oh saweee. Gotsa code in mah nose and a tempachur but gots botes in. Hab a faba...hab a faba...ahhh have a gud day mah fwend!!

No Joke today...but votes are in. A Joke is in the works for Tuesday...Thanks for your support!

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Coming atcha with Sunday night votes! Have a good one!!

A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Sunday Votes are in!

Finally getting votes in tonight. Have a good night!!

Friday Votes are IN. Heres a joke for ya. A man sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said."Give me the bad news first.""Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" asked the man incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news.""The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."

All the kids and grandkids were over last night decorating our tree. Turned out beautiful. I really love were the ornaments are in clumps just in Veronica's reach. LOL! That's where they will stay. Had to much cocoa and cookies though. Vote is in. Have an awesome weekend!!

The true worth of a person is to be measured by the objects they pursue. Have a great Friday !!! Vote is in.

They lied only 55 today valley rain mountain snow, (I love it) and then back in the 70's this weekend:(. I hope your Friday leads you into a super weekend, Keith

Roll'n in your Thursday votes! Have a terrific day!!