Juan

Male, 35, Saint charles MO

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Erica said:

Hey Valerie :) Pleasure being friends with you ;) Thanks for your votes and support! I would LOVE IT if you could take 2 seconds and vote for me here! http://www.exploremodeling.com/Contest/Female_Faceof_KJP_09/6677/Erica_Penn.aspx THANKS SO MUCH!

Posted 08/05/2009 01:24 am

Lito said:

hi beautiful stoping by to leave you muucho carinio and sexXxy love! here are the joke of the day!! An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich." ** POOF *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold. "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess." *** POOF *** she turns into a beautiful young woman. "Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks. *** POOF *** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch in his catlike way and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered, aren't you?".... 2.Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may want to "pound for a couple of round". After a wild night of getting it on, it's time for the young lady to leave. As she's getting dressed, she and Mike are having a conversation. She says, "Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have good news and bad news for you. Which would you like first?" Mike thinks for a moment and says, "What the hell, give me the good news." She tells him, "The good news is that you're bigger than Magic Johnson." 3.Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump. "My what big ears you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. Some distance further down the track Little Red Riding Hood again encounters the Big Bad Wolf, this time crouched behind a road sign. "My what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood. With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams... "Will you fuck off, I'm trying to take a shit !" hope you enjoy see you tommorrow

Posted 08/01/2009 12:26 pm

Ivy said:

TGIF SWEETIE.. HOPE YOU'LL VOTE 4 ME.. THX.. XXOO

Posted 08/01/2009 02:21 am

Thomas said:

Voted for Wednesday, dont forget about me!!

Posted 07/01/2009 12:39 pm

Thomas said:

Back from Vacation!! Tuesdays vote is in!

Posted 06/30/2009 10:33 am

Thomas said:

Tuesdays vote is in!

Posted 06/16/2009 12:14 pm

Tori said:

6-7-88

Posted 06/15/2009 03:14 pm

Thomas said:

Sorry i couldnt vote all weekend! Was workin my ass off! Thanks for hittin me wit votes. Mondays is in!

Posted 06/15/2009 12:21 pm

Cassandra said:

my votes r in....thanks luvv

Posted 06/15/2009 12:08 am

Cathy said:

vtd #84

Posted 06/14/2009 01:33 pm

Nancy said:

Fridays vote...please return the favor..Thank You!

Posted 06/12/2009 07:17 am

Angela said:

THIS SATURDAY IT'S OFFICIALLY TOO HOT TO RIDE MY MOTORCYCLE HERE IN SOUTH TEXAS- *SO* I'M INSIDE VOTING FOR YOU!! HAVE A KICK ASS DAY! BEAN

Posted 06/06/2009 02:03 pm

Victor said:

Thanks., !! Got ya

Posted 06/03/2009 09:49 pm

Angela said:

VOTED ON ALL FOR TUESDAY!! HIT ME BACK PLS.. :O) BEAN

Posted 06/03/2009 01:29 am

Theory said:

I'm back from a exhausting weekend to cast my votes like i promised. ****vtd****

Posted 05/27/2009 03:37 pm

Theory said:

**vtd** I wont be on for the weekend because I'll be spending my time on South Beach but as soon as i return my votes will continue. PEACE

Posted 05/22/2009 07:57 pm

Theory said:

**VTD 4 YA**

Posted 05/19/2009 10:11 pm

Theory said:

I rocked it :] c ya 2maro.

Posted 05/18/2009 07:04 pm

Theory said:

**vtd** :] check on ya 2maro.

Posted 05/18/2009 01:40 am

Theory said:

**vtd**

Posted 05/14/2009 09:27 pm

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