Tuesday votes and a special joke: A husband and wife were sitting at the breakfast table and the man was reading the ads in the paper. He looked up and said, "Here is a great sale on tires!" His wife replied, "What do you want tires for? You don't have a car." He came back with, "I don't complain when you go out and buy a new bra!"
It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first. Have a great Tuesday. Your vote is in.
heeeeeeeeey... thanks 4 the votes... I'm been so stress... got laid off my job... but never the less I'm hold on... now it's really my time 2 shine on Reality TV... lol... oh by the way Dr Oz.. taping hasn't happen yet hopeful they will call me back soon... VOTED!!
Monday Joke and Vote for ya:
A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"
The copper said, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"
1st class the only way to go on those long ones. I use to get to Singapore 2 or3 times a years and it is 22 hours flying. A killer no matter how many drinks you can throw down!
Takes a long time to get over that lung thing. May have come from all the air travel! Or having to come back to Atlanta and breath all the bad air after being in the Islands. You need some major TLC!!!
There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting. Have a super Monday and the best week of your life! Your vote is in.
Heres a Super Sunday vote and joke for you: A bum asks a man for a dollar. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. Enjoy your Super Bowl Sunday and be safe! Your vote is in.
