Hope

Female, 40, Parkersburg WV

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Jim said:

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. It's Saturday!!!

Posted 07/06/2013 08:14 am

Jim said:

Don't worry about avoiding temptation...As you grow older, it will avoid you. OK it is Friday, but you are alive for another weekend!!!!

Posted 07/05/2013 08:48 am

Jim said:

We have enjoyed so much freedom for so long that we are perhaps in danger of forgetting how much blood it cost to establish the Bill of Rights. Just a thought on this July 4th!

Posted 07/04/2013 08:40 am

Jim said:

WHAT IT MEANS TO BE IN AN IRISH FAMILY 1) You will never play professional basketball. 2) You swear very well. 3) At least one of your cousins is a fireman, cop, bar owner, funeral home owner or holds political office and you have at least one aunt who is a nun or uncle who's a priest. 4) You think you sing very well. 5) You have no idea how to make a long story short! 6) There isn't a big difference between you losing your temper or killing someone. 7) Many of your childhood meals were boiled. Instant potatoes were a mortal sin. 8) You have never hit your head on a ceiling. 9) You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling in prayer. 10) You're strangely poetic after a few beers. 11) Some punches directed at you are from legacies of past generations. 12) Many of your sisters and/or cousins are named Mary, Catherine or Eileen and there is at least one member of your family with the full name of Mary Catherine Eileen. 13) Someone in your family is very generous. It is more than likely you. 14) You may not know the words, but that doesn't stop you from singing. 15) You can't wait for the other guy to stop talking before you start talking. 16) You're not nearly as funny as you think you are but what you lack in talent, you make up for in frequency. 17) There wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last keg party. 18) You are, or know someone, named Murph. 19) If you don't know Murph then you know Mac. If you don't know Murph or Mac, then you know Sully. Then you probably know Sully McMurphy. 20) You are genetically incapable of keeping a secret. 21) You have Irish Alzheimer's, you forget everything but the grudges! 22) 'Irish Stew' is a euphemism for 'boiled leftovers.' 23) Your skin's ability to tan not so much. (Only in spots!) 24) Childhood remedies for the common cold often included some form of whiskey. 25) There's no leaving a family party without saying goodbye for at least 45 minutes. 26) At this very moment, you have at least two relatives who are not speaking to each other. Not fighting, mind you, just not speaking to each other. Thought you might like a little laugh on this Wednesday!

Posted 07/03/2013 09:09 am

Jim said:

If you’re smiling right now, you’re doing something right. Have a super great Tuesday!

Posted 07/02/2013 09:23 am

Jim said:

Don't confuse where you are with where you're headed. Just because it's raining now doesn't mean you aren't headed for sunshine. One of my Irish Grandfather's quotes for you on this Monday!

Posted 07/01/2013 08:25 am

Jim said:

Wrong things happen when you trust the wrong people! Talking about trust, well you can trust that I just gave checked on you this Sunday!

Posted 06/30/2013 07:52 am

Jim said:

There are many paths to the top of the mountain, but the view is always the same. Have a great Saturday and a outstanding weekend!

Posted 06/29/2013 08:07 am

Jim said:

Thanks for the friend add Hope, great to have you!

Posted 06/28/2013 12:02 pm

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