Mary

Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt. It's Tuesday, Smile! Your vote is in.

The first place where self-esteem begins its journey is within us. Have a super Sunday! Your vote is in.

Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies. Hey it's Saturday! Your vote is in.

Clearly, animals know more than we think, and think a great deal more than we know. Friday's thought! Vote is in.

Question for this Wednesday! If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us? Your vote is in.

Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget. Have a super Tuesday! Your vote is in.

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent. Have a great Monday and week!! Your vote is in.

It is very strange that the years teach us patience - that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting. It's Sunday so enjoy it! Vote is in.

It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone. Have a super weekend! Your vote is in.

I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, "aw shit, he's up! My thought on this Friday! Your vote is in.

The question is not what you look at, but what you see. Have a great Thursday! Vote is in.

Remember that everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something and has lost something. Have a spectacular Wednesday! Your vote is in.

Sometimes the dreams that come true are the dreams you never even knew you had. It's Tuesday! Your vote is in.

"Má tá tú ag lorg cara gan locht, béidh tú gan cara go deo." Translation- If you're looking for a friend without a fault, you will be without a friend for ever. Thought I would send you something in Irish on this Monday. Vote is in.

Enjoy your Sat.! Vote is in.

Friday the 13th. Looks like my luck is about to change. Out of town votes just for you!

Word for the day is "Courage". It's Thursday. Vote is in.

Hump day votes are in.

Tuesday votes are in.

If there's a single lesson that life teaches us, it's that wishing doesn't make it so. Have a wonderful Tuesday and smile! Your vote is in.