It is difficult to live in the present, ridiculous to live in the future, and impossible to live in the past. Nothing is as far away as one minute ago. Have a great Saturday and weekend! Your vote is in!
It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first. Have a great Wednesday!
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There are three things all wise people fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle person. Enjoy this very rainy Monday! Your vote is in!
Trying to fit into the California Healthy lifestyle. Wife had the kids and I go hiking at Black Mountain Ranch Park and said we would take the intermediate 2.5 mile trail that was like 2 miles of up-hill hell. I would list all of my body parts that hurt today but that would take forever. I'm pretty sure she loves me but I may check to see if she has increased my life insurance policy. Votes are in.
Don't worry about avoiding temptation...As you grow older, it will avoid you. OK it is Friday, but you are alive for another weekend!!!!
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Almost applied for Hollywood virgins! You say, "but Mike, you have 3 kids", I say "all that proves is that my wife had sex :) Have a great 4th and votes are in.
We have enjoyed so much freedom for so long that we are perhaps in danger of forgetting how much blood it cost to establish the Bill of Rights. Just a thought on this July 4th!
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WHAT IT MEANS TO BE IN AN IRISH FAMILY
1) You will never play professional basketball.
2) You swear very well.
3) At least one of your cousins is a fireman, cop, bar owner, funeral home owner or holds political office and you have at least one aunt who is a nun or uncle who's a priest.
4) You think you sing very well.
5) You have no idea how to make a long story short!
6) There isn't a big difference between you losing your temper or killing someone.
7) Many of your childhood meals were boiled. Instant potatoes were a mortal sin.
8) You have never hit your head on a ceiling.
9) You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling in prayer.
10) You're strangely poetic after a few beers.
11) Some punches directed at you are from legacies of past generations.
12) Many of your sisters and/or cousins are named Mary, Catherine or Eileen and there is at least one member of your family with the full name of Mary Catherine Eileen.
13) Someone in your family is very generous. It is more than likely you.
14) You may not know the words, but that doesn't stop you from singing.
15) You can't wait for the other guy to stop talking before you start talking.
16) You're not nearly as funny as you think you are but what you lack in talent, you make up for in frequency.
17) There wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last keg party.
18) You are, or know someone, named Murph.
19) If you don't know Murph then you know Mac. If you don't know Murph or Mac, then you know Sully. Then you probably know Sully McMurphy.
20) You are genetically incapable of keeping a secret.
21) You have Irish Alzheimer's, you forget everything but the grudges!
22) 'Irish Stew' is a euphemism for 'boiled leftovers.'
23) Your skin's ability to tan not so much. (Only in spots!)
24) Childhood remedies for the common cold often included some form of whiskey.
25) There's no leaving a family party without saying goodbye for at least 45 minutes.
26) At this very moment, you have at least two relatives who are not speaking to each other. Not fighting, mind you, just not speaking to each other.
Thought you might like a little laugh on this Wednesday!
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