A man had neglected mowing the lawn. One day he found his wife snipping the tall grass with small scissors to prove a point. He handed her a toothbrush and said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say he will walk again but will always have a limp.
They were at her high school reunion, and she stared at a drunken man swigging his
drink nearby. Her husband asked, "Do you know him?" "Yes, he's my old boyfriend. I heard he took to drinking after we split up many years ago and hasn't been sober since." "My God!" her husband said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And then the fight started...
A man took his wife to a restaurant. He told the waiter,
"I'll have the steak, very rare, please." The waiter said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when the fight started.....
I know you have been losing sleep wondering what to get me for Christmas this year! So I give you this thought on this Sunday: You know you've grown up when none of the things you want for Christmas can be bought at a store!
Your vote is in!
