Had a little too much to drink so I took a bus home. Amazingly I got home with no incident although I have never driven a bus before and have no idea where I got it.
A mentally challenged couple went to the dr. to have the husband "fixed". When the dr. asked why, they said they had 9 kids and read that 1 out of every 10 babies in the U.S. is hispanic, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a hispanic child because neither of them could speak Spanish.
