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Jim said:

Friday is the day when weekend wishes are granted! Vote is in.

Posted 11/25/2011 07:30 am

Jim said:

Wishing you and all your family the very best on this day we give thanks for all we have it life! Your vote is in.

Posted 11/24/2011 08:16 am

Jim said:

May this Wed. bring rainbows to your door! Your vote is in.

Posted 11/23/2011 08:35 am

Lito said:

iam glad you like the joke ima keep bringing alot more you way, just to keep you smiling all the time The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander." Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. "Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn't you be a bit more tactful, next time?" "Yes, sir," answered the Sarge. A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private McGrath's mother died. You'd better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. "Ok, men, fall in and listen up." "Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward." "Not so fast, McGrath!" 2.~pain on my side~Little Johnny~ At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the Kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Little Johnny groaned and responded , "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

Posted 11/22/2011 11:14 am

Jim said:

Tuesday word of the day is: RESPECT! Your vote is in.

Posted 11/22/2011 08:16 am

David said:

Monday...dun dun dun...well votes are in ;)

Posted 11/21/2011 10:00 am

Jim said:

Monday a day of the week when the word "Perseverance" rules your world! Hang in there!!! Your vote is in!

Posted 11/21/2011 08:33 am

Jim said:

Hey it is Sunday, and I just have to make sure I came by to say HI! Vote is in!

Posted 11/20/2011 07:35 pm

Jim said:

Sending along Sat. best wishes and good thoughts! Vote is in.

Posted 11/19/2011 09:13 am

David said:

Friday !!! votes in good luck!

Posted 11/18/2011 09:43 am

Jim said:

Friday word for the day: Respect! Your vote is in.

Posted 11/18/2011 09:01 am

Jim said:

Thursday word of the day, Integrity! Your vote is in!

Posted 11/17/2011 05:45 pm

Jim said:

Wed. word of the day, Friendship! Vote is in.

Posted 11/16/2011 12:17 pm

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