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hope you enjoy your thankgiving, im still full from mines, =stil eating leftover lol. much love and support alway ~lito~ Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. But what does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes is silent for a moment. “Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

Double voted :)

Monday is the day of the week we decide life is special to us and we need to more forward to succeed. Vote is in!

OK It is Sunday, so get ready to to out and conquer the world tomorrow!!! Your vote is in.

I could not let Sat. go by without just seeing how you are doing today! Your vote is in.

Friday is the day when weekend wishes are granted! Vote is in.

Wishing you and all your family the very best on this day we give thanks for all we have it life! Your vote is in.

May this Wed. bring rainbows to your door! Your vote is in.

iam glad you like the joke ima keep bringing alot more you way, just to keep you smiling all the time The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander." Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. "Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn't you be a bit more tactful, next time?" "Yes, sir," answered the Sarge. A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private McGrath's mother died. You'd better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. "Ok, men, fall in and listen up." "Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward." "Not so fast, McGrath!" 2.~pain on my side~Little Johnny~ At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the Kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Little Johnny groaned and responded , "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

Tuesday word of the day is: RESPECT! Your vote is in.

passing by to show alot of Green Love, thank you for the support in everyway, here is the joke of the day, Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump. "My what big ears you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. Some distance further down the track Little Red Riding Hood again encounters the Big Bad Wolf, this time crouched behind a road sign. "My what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood. With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams... "Will you fuck off, I'm trying to take a shit !" hope you enjoy see you tommorrow

Monday a day of the week when the word "Perseverance" rules your world! Hang in there!!! Your vote is in!

Sending along Sat. best wishes and good thoughts! Vote is in.

Friday word for the day: Respect! Your vote is in.

Thursday word of the day, Integrity! Your vote is in!

Wed. word of the day, Friendship! Vote is in.

im glad to see you pass by and show me love , that why i keep the humor for your soul, lots of love and here to have your back always you boii ~LITO~voted Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may want to "pound for a couple of round". After a wild night of getting it on, it's time for the young lady to leave. As she's getting dressed, she and Mike are having a conversation. She says, "Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have good news and bad news for you. Which would you like first?" Mike thinks for a moment and says, "What the hell, give me the good news." She tells him, "The good news is that you're bigger than Magic Johnson."

Had to make sure I stopped by today to check on you! Your Tuesday vote is in.

voted, thanks for mine!

Monday's word of the day, COURAGE! No matter what, never give up on your dream!!!!! Your vote is in.