I voted for you and hope you have a very happy new year full of fun, excitement, and every thing else you could ever want or need in this exciting thing we call life!!
Life is full of questions. Like why do they put "Do not open with sharp knife" on packages that can't possibly be opened any other way? Do they like saying, "We told you so!" if you accidentally slash the contents? Happy New Year!
On New Year Eave, when you are thinking about 2012 and what you intend to accomplish, remember: Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other. Be safe tonight! Your vote is in!
Why is it if you crack a joke about other ethnic groups you will be kicked out of public office, fired from your job, ostracized from social groups, but it is OK to make blonde jokes?
