LisaAnne

Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt. It's Tuesday, Smile!

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. Have a great Monday and a super week ahead!

The first place where self-esteem begins its journey is within us. Have a super Sunday!

Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies. Hey it's Saturday!

Question for this Wednesday! If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?

Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget. Have a super Tuesday!

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent. Have a great Monday and week!!

It is very strange that the years teach us patience - that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting. It's Sunday so enjoy it!

It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone. Have a super weekend!

I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, "aw shit, he's up! My thought on this Friday!

The question is not what you look at, but what you see. Have a great Thursday!

Remember that everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something and has lost something. Have a spectacular Wednesday!

Sometimes the dreams that come true are the dreams you never even knew you had. It's Tuesday!

Enjoy your Sat.!

Friday the 13th. Looks like my luck is about to change.

Word for the day is "Courage". It's Thursday.

If there's a single lesson that life teaches us, it's that wishing doesn't make it so. Have a wonderful Tuesday and smile!

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it. OK it's Monday, so slide on down the road and enjoy your week!

Sometimes life has a cruel sense of humor, giving you the thing you always wanted at the worst time possible. Nothing truer ever said on this hot Sunday!

Your conscience is the measure of the honesty of your selfishness. Listen to it carefully. Have a super Saturday and weekend!!!