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A thought for this Monday: Never let anything or anyone stand in your way to be who you are!!! Your vote is in.

:::Its COld as hell in KCMO..Your Votes are in ♥ Tuff:::

:::Sending my [VOTES] all the way from KCMO...♥ Tuff:::

Are you ready for some FOOTBALL...GO SAINTS!! Your VOtes are in ♥ Tuff

Wishing that all your all the best on this Sunday. Be safe!! Your vote is in.

ITs a [SNOWY] day in Denver...Your votes are in...♥Tuff

(TGIF) Thank GOd Im FRESH!! Your Votes are in...♥ Tuff

I have been dealing with a sick kid and cranky husband all weekend...FUN FUN...NOOOOOT!!! Even had to call in to work today because my daughter was so sick....as for my hubby..he is just a natural @ss hole so there is no cure for that!!!Voted

hope you enjoy your thankgiving, im still full from mines, =stil eating leftover lol. much love and support alway ~lito~ Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. But what does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes is silent for a moment. “Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

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Start the Week owt right...Your Votes are in ♥ Tuff

im glad to see you pass by and show me love , that why i keep the humor for your soul, lots of love and here to have your back always you boii ~LITO~voted Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may want to "pound for a couple of round". After a wild night of getting it on, it's time for the young lady to leave. As she's getting dressed, she and Mike are having a conversation. She says, "Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have good news and bad news for you. Which would you like first?" Mike thinks for a moment and says, "What the hell, give me the good news." She tells him, "The good news is that you're bigger than Magic Johnson."

Sending you my votes all the way from Miami...♥ Tuff

Glad that a joke could brighten up your day, laughter is good for your soul and spirt, voted for you.. here is the joke of the day!! An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich." ** POOF *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold. "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess." *** POOF *** she turns into a beautiful young woman. "Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks. *** POOF *** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch in his catlike way and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered, aren't you?"....~Lito Bregante~ak~ GreeN

passing by to leave you muuuUucho love and your daily vote, here is the joke of the day enjoy "One day, a young boy comes home from school, and hears a strange man in the Bedroom with his mother. Hiding in the closet he see's a man in bed with his mother. Suddenly his mother looks up and says "Oh my god, my Husband is home early! Quick hide in the closet. Once inside the man hears a voice "man..it sure is dark in here... The man startled tries to quiet the lad "Shhh..please be quiet" The boy leans up and says "o.k. if you'll buy my Base ball" The man asks "how much?" The Kid says "$100" The man says "are you crazy? $100 for a base ball? The kid shrugs "I'll go ask dad then" O.k. o.k." the man says "here's $100. The next day, same thing..kid comes home, see's the man, The man ends up hiding in the closet. and hears the young voice... "Sure is dark in here?" The man sighs "look you gotta be quiet? The kid says "Sell ya my Ball mit for $100. The Man sighs and pays. Later that day, the Father asks the kid to play BaseBall. the Kids says he can't he sold his ball and glove. His dad asks how much and the kid shows him the $200. Immediately Furious, the man says "that was NOT a fair price, you cheated that man, you go to church and go to confession RIGHT NOW> So dad hauls the lad to church, and up to the confessional. The door closes and the Kid says "man, it sure is dark in here, and from the other side of the screen he hears a familiar voice say "don't start THAT Shyt again!..lol..hope you enjoy the joke ill pass by tommorrow!~Lito BreGante~

quotes of the day! much love always from Lito Bregante ak Green, Got you on every vote, ~“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” ― Marilyn Monroe~ “You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.” ~ “We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.” ― Anaïs Nin ~

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On my way home to Ireland for a bit. Will vote every chance I find internet in a Pub:) Be safe until my return! Will find each of you a 4 leaf clover for luck in reaching your dreams! Vote is in.

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Wisdom is never on the menu, you have to own the restaurant. Have a special Sunday and enjoy!! Your vote is in.