Feline Physics 101: Your seven pound cat, being neither solid, liquid, nor gas, can and will expand to occupy all but a six by six inch square of your queen sized bed. Feline Behaviors 101: The aforementioned cat, regarding you only as "food dispenser," really does expect you to sleep on the floor. Have a great Wednesday! Your votes are in!
Yesterday, I accidentally infuriated an obsessed Twilight fangirl. I told her, "I didn't hate Twilight, but I would have liked it a lot more if, "the greatest love story EVER," wasn't literally built on the sole foundation of, "you LITERALLY smell good enough to eat." I thought she was going to take a swing at me...but I stand by my totally valid point. Just a random thought for the day. Have a great day! Votes are in!
Just stopped in to check for messages and new applications from my friends. Now, curling up with a fleece blanket, chai tea, and three cats to welcome back the return of Fear Factor on NBC! Because few things are funnier than watching generally rational people absolutely panic about performing a totally safe stunt supervised by professionals. Haha...let the amusement commence!
Since I've been blest enough to have such great friends, you've all been voting for me to host a couple of fashion shows. Here's a fashion tip that only applies to about five people in the country: If you know you have things to do in the morning, but will then be home to do some work before leaving again, it pays to remember: Those hair clips with the dangling chains and feathers are adorable to go out in. But, knowing in advance that you're coming home to a kitten that turns into a psychotic, feral monster when encountering feathers...make sure you take the clips out! Crazy kitten + feathers near your exposed neck = OUCH! Have a great day - your votes are in!
I normally save my silly thoughts for morning votes, but I just had one that merited immediate sharing: Is it ironic that I'm intolerant of intolerant people? Haha, funny how that works. Hope you're ready for the work week - have a good night!
