byron
Male, 33, North Canton OH
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Voted. Hope your Thursday is well. Fb spam attack uncovered, so I'm OK now. Happy Wednesday! http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9221904/Facebook_users_reel_from_porn_spam_attack?taxonomyId=16
im glad to see you pass by and show me love , that why i keep the humor for your soul, lots of love and here to have your back always you boii ~LITO~voted Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may want to "pound for a couple of round". After a wild night of getting it on, it's time for the young lady to leave. As she's getting dressed, she and Mike are having a conversation. She says, "Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have good news and bad news for you. Which would you like first?" Mike thinks for a moment and says, "What the hell, give me the good news." She tells him, "The good news is that you're bigger than Magic Johnson."
What a day! Ppl getting porn posts addressed from my fb page. Page being deleted. Replacing my compromised emails, then their associated bank, ebay, paypal... accounts, and so it cascades. Please send chewy brownies/cookies and milk (or hot chocolate... maybe a white russian). I'll vote twice in exchange for tons of sympathy!!!!! ROFLOL! (Oh yes you can! Once anonymously before you sign in (for yourself, too) and once after you sign in).
Glad that a joke could brighten up your day, laughter is good for your soul and spirt, voted for you.. here is the joke of the day!! An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich." ** POOF *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold. "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess." *** POOF *** she turns into a beautiful young woman. "Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks. *** POOF *** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch in his catlike way and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered, aren't you?"....~Lito Bregante~ak~ GreeN
votes are in sorry I have not passed by but I have been busy :)
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