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Jim said:

Have a great Thursday and remember: If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right! Vote is in!

Posted 02/02/2012 11:09 am

Jim said:

Sending along on this Tuesday, some Irish wisdom my Grandfather told me: It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. Vote is in!

Posted 01/31/2012 10:03 am

Jim said:

Monday is a day to remember: A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Have a great week! Your vote is in!

Posted 01/30/2012 05:39 pm

Jim said:

On this Friday I will tell you something I have learned through experience: There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded. Be in group one! Vote is in.

Posted 01/13/2012 07:34 pm

Jim said:

Another Irish quote for you on this Tuesday: A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. Now that is very True! Your vote is in.

Posted 01/10/2012 10:24 am

Jim said:

On this Monday I pass on a wise thought my Irish grandfather told me a long time ago: Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. Certainly applies to life! Your vote is in!

Posted 01/09/2012 10:30 am

Jim said:

On this cold rainy Sunday I pass on something I learned a long time ago: Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t! Your vote is in!

Posted 01/08/2012 02:12 pm

Jim said:

Happy New Year 2012! You made another one. I wish you this for the New Year: Wishing you a rainbow, For sunlight after showers— Miles and miles of Irish smiles, For golden happy hours— Shamrocks at your doorway For luck and laughter too, And a host of friends that never ends, Each day your whole life through! Vote is in!

Posted 01/01/2012 01:36 pm

Jim said:

Remember on this final Tuesday of 2011: Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. Vote is in!

Posted 12/27/2011 09:42 am

Jim said:

On this Wed. I send you an Irish Holiday blessing: May your day be filled with blessings.Like the sun that lights the sky, And may you always have the courage To spread your wings and fly. Your vote is in.

Posted 12/21/2011 09:22 am

Jim said:

It's Friday so: When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask them to dribble a football. Have a great weekend and smile! Your vote is in.

Posted 12/16/2011 07:35 pm

Jim said:

If everyday was Sat. this world would almost be perfect! Your vote is in.

Posted 12/10/2011 05:43 pm

David said:

Friday votes in good luck!!

Posted 12/09/2011 09:38 am

Jim said:

Specials wishes to get you through this Monday and on to better things this week for you! Your vote is in.

Posted 12/05/2011 08:48 am

Jim said:

Have a super special Sat. and weekend! Vote is in.

Posted 12/03/2011 11:34 am

Lito said:

Merry Christmas, wishing you the best Holiday, much love alway From Lito Bregante,Wanted to stop by and share one of my favorite poem hope you enjoy..its called Love Or Lust it was love at first sight, the moment i met you, sparks flew and brought us, closer and together; barely a minute goes by, without me thinking, is this too good, to be true; i pinch myself from time to time, just to make sure i am not dreaming, and not hallucinating all this, between you and me; a touch here, a touch there, a kiss here, a kiss there, a gentle caress, a playful nibble, hands all over everytime we are together; few seconds of leaving you out of my sight, a frantic search begins, scanning everything and everywhere, and it stops only when i find you, standing, smiling and playing with my heart; your lips against mine, as we indulge in our sins, your body next to mine, entwined in our flame of ecstasy; in the moonlight glow, as we drift into deep peace, tell me baby, is it Love or is it Lust?

Posted 12/02/2011 09:58 am

Jim said:

The word for the day this Thursday is REMEMBER! Always remember who you are no matter how famous you will be one day. Vote is in.

Posted 12/01/2011 09:53 am

Lito said:

hope you enjoy your thankgiving, im still full from mines, =stil eating leftover lol. much love and support alway ~lito~ Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. But what does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes is silent for a moment. “Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

Posted 11/28/2011 10:43 am

Lito said:

iam glad you like the joke ima keep bringing alot more you way, just to keep you smiling all the time The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander." Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. "Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn't you be a bit more tactful, next time?" "Yes, sir," answered the Sarge. A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private McGrath's mother died. You'd better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. "Ok, men, fall in and listen up." "Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward." "Not so fast, McGrath!" 2.~pain on my side~Little Johnny~ At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the Kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Little Johnny groaned and responded , "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

Posted 11/22/2011 11:31 am

Lito said:

passing by to show alot of Green Love, thank you for the support in everyway, here is the joke of the day, Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump. "My what big ears you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. Some distance further down the track Little Red Riding Hood again encounters the Big Bad Wolf, this time crouched behind a road sign. "My what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood. With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams... "Will you fuck off, I'm trying to take a shit !" hope you enjoy see you tommorrow

Posted 11/21/2011 10:29 am

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