Ole and Lena were getting on in years. Ole was 92 and Lena was 89. One evening they were sitting on the porch in their rockers and Ole reached over and patted Lena on her knee. ' Lena , vat ever happened tew our sex relations?' He asked. 'Vell, Ole, I yust don't know,' replied Lena . 'I don't tink ve even got a card from dem last Christmas.'
As bad as I want to compete on a reality show, I have to say that I get no bigger thrill than seeing someone else on TV or the Big screen. That being said, last night my family watched "The Internship" and she'll have to verify this, but I believe I saw Teresa! She played the role of Doris. It was so awesome! Sunday votes are in.
Well you made it to another Sunday so here is a thought: Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them!
Your vote is in!
Two Norwegians from Minnesota went fishing in Canada and returned with only one fish. 'The way I figger it, dat fish cost us $400' said the first Norwegian 'Vell,' said the other one, 'At dat price it's a good ting ve didn't catch any more.'
