They were at her high school reunion, and she stared at a drunken man swigging his
drink nearby. Her husband asked, "Do you know him?" "Yes, he's my old boyfriend. I heard he took to drinking after we split up many years ago and hasn't been sober since." "My God!" her husband said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And then the fight started...
Mommy took him "kicking and screaming" to get a hair cut yesterday. She said a hair cut every 6 months won't kill him :) Also as for the girls, they are pretty good at gymnastics. Presley (3) is in the 5 year old class and Summer (8) is in the 10 year old class. Not bad huh?
Got the video from the coach. He wrote "please excuse the filming, my wife got too excited on Dylan's returns" so you guys will have to take my word for it that he scored :) http://youtu.be/0eHiEh56LOw
Votes are in.
A man took his wife to a restaurant. He told the waiter,
"I'll have the steak, very rare, please." The waiter said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when the fight started.....
