My Irish New Years wish for you: Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better person!
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I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said, 'I am NOT Happy!' So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?' That's how the fight started.
Hey Roxy - I'm glad this site is slow for someone other than me....Wishing you a safe New Years Eve tonight and a blessed New Years. Tuesday votes in. God bless Lawyer Mike
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to!!! Have a great and safe New Year's Eve!
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She was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment." He replied, "Your eyesight's near perfect." And then the fight started....
Heading to the doctors today. Slipped on the steps a week ago and knocked my knee cap out of socket. Was trying to tough it out but can barely walk so I need to see whats up. Wish me luck. Votes are in.
Posted 12/30/2013 01:36 pm
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