A woman told her neighbor: "Close your curtains the next time you & your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." He replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
"To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living." -- Anthony Bourdain
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