“your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.” ― Anthony Bourdain, Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly Thursday votes are in.
Life is crazy when you can't help your 4th grader with his math homework without consulting the internet. Greatest common factor, least common multiple (are you kidding me). Atleast I know how to push the buttons to vote for you :)
A jailer sees a drunk hanging by his feet in his cell."WHAT are you doing?"he asks. "Hanging myself," the drunk replies. "The rope should be around your neck" says the guard. "I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."
