What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic! Dropping by with holiday cheer, greetings, and votes for all and to all a good morn! “I heard the bells on CHRISTMAS Day. Their old familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeat, Of peace on earth goodwill to everyone.”
Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
Have an awesome Yadsruht! Dreaming of the day that a Reality posting for Those suffering with backwards spell check shows up on the board.
My Big Brother Update: I received confirmation via USPS that my Big Brother Application and Audition Video have reached the Big Brother house. Now it's just a matter of waiting until march when they start casting for the show. I am really hoping to be one of the houseguests for Big Brother 13. When the will is ready the feet are light.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man was told he had only 24 hours to live.
He immediately called his doctor and his lawyer to his room. He asked the doctor to stand by one side of his bed and his lawyer to stand by the other.
After standing for some time, the doctor asked "What do you want me to do?" "Nothing. Just stand there."
A while later, the lawyer asked "What do you want me to do?" "Nothing. Just stand there."
As the hours wore on, the doctor and the lawyer watched the man weaken. When his time had almost arrived, the doctor and the lawyer again asked "Why are we standing here?"
"Well," said the old man, "Christ died between two thieves, so I thought I'd do the same!
Have a great Sunday!
My 83 year old neighbor got pulled over for speeding. She told the cop she had to hurry before she forgot where she was going. I thought I would leave you with a funny joke today to brighten your weekend. Enjoy!
