Jamie

Melt the icy fingers of fear with the sunshine of hope. Sunday is here waiting for you!

Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. Have a special Friday and weekend!!!

Happy Friday and heres a Friday Joke to put a smile on your face: A woman was sitting in the doctor's office when he came in and said," Mrs. Jones, this isn't a urine sample you brought in. It's apple juice." "Oh my god" she said. "I've got to get to a phone." "Why?" asked the doctor. "I must have packed the other bottle in my husbands lunch box."

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. Have a special Thursday and enjoy the day!

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope Celebrating my 36th today!

Sorry if I am repetitive. If you haven't already done so please check out and "like" my comedy page @ www.facebook.com/roccodesertocomedy. I am trying to get to 2,000 "likes"

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. Have a great Monday and a super week!

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way in 2011. On this Sunday, I hope you find your way in 2011!

Happy New Year!!! I hope this year is full of love, joy, hope, and prosperity for you!!!

A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!" "Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile.............Happy New Year

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. Have a great Friday and a safe New Years Eve. Your vote is in.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it! Its New Years Eve Eve. I think I'm gonna get some practice in tonight! Thursday votes are in!!!

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative. Have a super Thursday! Vote is in.

Votes Are in....heres another classic joke: A guide dog led his master across the road against a red light and the traffic came to a screeching halt. When he reached the other side, the blind man patted the guide dog on the head. "Why are you patting it?" asked a passer-by. "It almost got you killed!" "Actually," said the blind man, "I'm looking for its ass so I can give it a really good kick."

Before you can win, you have to believe you are worthy. This is your best Wed. ever, so win!!! Your vote is in.

Votes are in!!! Have a great day. If you get a chance, I would love to hear any comments on my sound clips on my additional media page...

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?" After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

I never expect to lose. Even when I'm the underdog, I still prepare a victory speech. Have a wonderful Tuesday and smile!!! Your vote is in.

The long married couple are discussing ways of economising. Husband says, if you were any good in the kitchen we could get rid of the cook! His wife replies, if you were any good in bed, we could get rid of the chauffeur! Votes are in..Have a wonderful evening!!

Trust one who has tried. Have a great Monday and an even better week as we run toward 2011 !!!! Your vote is in.