Alexander

Male, 41, Houston TX

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Jim said:

Wishing you and all your family the very best on this day we give thanks for all we have it life!

Posted 11/24/2011 07:43 am

Tuff said:

Thx for the votes...♥

Posted 11/23/2011 08:57 pm

DESIREE said:

THANKS FOR MY VOTES DEAR!!! BE BLESSED!!

Posted 11/23/2011 07:29 pm

Jim said:

May this Wed. bring rainbows to your door!

Posted 11/23/2011 08:21 am

Lito said:

iam glad you like the joke ima keep bringing alot more you way, just to keep you smiling all the time The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander." Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. "Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn't you be a bit more tactful, next time?" "Yes, sir," answered the Sarge. A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private McGrath's mother died. You'd better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. "Ok, men, fall in and listen up." "Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward." "Not so fast, McGrath!" 2.~pain on my side~Little Johnny~ At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the Kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Little Johnny groaned and responded , "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

Posted 11/22/2011 11:11 am

lula said:

thank you.

Posted 11/22/2011 08:39 am

Jim said:

Tuesday word of the day is: RESPECT!

Posted 11/22/2011 07:49 am

HeatherIsNewlySingle said:

Thank you :)

Posted 11/21/2011 07:10 pm

Tuff said:

Thx you ♥ Tuff

Posted 11/21/2011 01:19 pm

Teddy said:

Votes for Pilgrim

Posted 11/21/2011 12:03 pm

Jim said:

Monday a day of the week when the word "Perseverance" rules your world! Hang in there!!!

Posted 11/21/2011 08:17 am

Jim said:

Hey it is Sunday, and I just have to make sure I came by to say HI!

Posted 11/20/2011 07:34 pm

HeatherIsNewlySingle said:

Thank you Alexander :)

Posted 11/20/2011 04:15 pm

Teddy said:

YOUR FAN

Posted 11/20/2011 01:30 pm

Tuff said:

Start the Week owt right...♥ Tuff

Posted 11/20/2011 12:43 pm

HeatherIsNewlySingle said:

Wow how embarrassing! I just sent someone a message and got the math verification problem wrong..LMAO I knew I was bad at math but GEEEEZ!!!!!

Posted 11/19/2011 08:21 pm

latoya said:

thanks for the request. where do i vote for you at?

Posted 11/19/2011 06:06 pm

Tuff said:

Thx for the support

Posted 11/19/2011 12:28 pm

Jim said:

Sending along Sat. best wishes and good thoughts!

Posted 11/19/2011 09:12 am

HeatherIsNewlySingle said:

Thank you!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Posted 11/18/2011 07:18 pm

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